After many years The Simpsons Arcade game is finally on home consoles. But was it worth the wait?
Yes. Yes it was. Alex and Tony explain why.
After many years The Simpsons Arcade game is finally on home consoles. But was it worth the wait?
Yes. Yes it was. Alex and Tony explain why.
Asking a lady about her weight is generally considered rude, and is a great way to get punched in the fucking face by an angry heifer. But let it be known, I am no pixie.
Now, I could blame my stupid Y chromosome for giving me a heavier skeleton, or point the finger at bad genes, but fuck it, I’m just a chubby bitch. What can I say? I like to eat. Continue reading
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Random Assault 039: “Aborted Paralyzed Fetal Bear Grylls”
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Just kidding, no actually I just have an announcement.
As some of you may already know, I have started college full-time and thus my schedule has gotten very busy and haven’t been able to work on editing episode 39 at all during the past week. To give everyone a breakdown on what actually goes into an episode, I do most if not all of the bulk of clean up; I clean the audio files of white noise, background noise, sync each individual track to the RAW group recording,etc. Each track is usually about 45 minutes long; so multiply that by twelve tracks, each taking about 30 – 40 minutes to clean up, not forgetting initial cleanup in Audacity which can take up half a day, we’re looking at a fuck-ton of time that it takes to edit each episode.
So the truth of the matter is, Random Assault Podcast episodes are going to go live whenever I find the time to do them, but it shouldn’t be like months in between or anything like that; Mitch and Amanda have picked up my slack before, and they’ve already said they will help me when I need it.
So yeah don’t expect any semblance of a schedule for the rest of the semester, but I’m writing all this just so people won’t get too worried this week because episode 39 hasn’t gone up yet.
Thanks for the understanding and thank you for being such loyal friends and fans, all of us here really appreciate the support you’ve given us over the last year, and we’ve got a lot of stuff planned so please look forward to all of that too!
So, I was flipping through a stack of old video game magazines, as I am wont to do. I like reading speculation about the fabled abilities of the then-mysterious PS2. I liked laughing at articles claiming that Gran Turismo 5 was going to be the bee’s knees.
Then it hit me, this generation is almost over. We are almost six years in, ladies and gentlefucks. And as I flipped through the previews, I realized hey, we STILL don’t have these games, goddamn it.
So let’s take a look at some the games we were promised a long time ago that still haven’t materialized.
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Hey, kids! It’s that time again. Another month, another look into your horrifying internet habits.
In the immortal words of Charles Martinet, let’s-a go!
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Random Assault Episode #38: Drew’s Got Games